Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 491380615959281664


2018-09-17 22:35:57 UTC  

>water flosser 🀒

2018-09-17 22:36:10 UTC  

Try flossing like an adult, sweetie.

2018-09-17 22:37:01 UTC  

@Matthew sp10a?

2018-09-17 22:37:48 UTC  

@Iren Masot hes not using it on his teeth, boyo

2018-09-17 22:38:21 UTC  
2018-09-17 22:38:35 UTC  

I feel like I should get one

2018-09-17 22:38:46 UTC  

Poor Nogunz

2018-09-17 22:38:47 UTC  

Just to feel bad about it

2018-09-17 22:39:03 UTC  

i see

2018-09-17 22:39:06 UTC  

@Iren Masot What is wrong with Water flossing

2018-09-17 22:39:32 UTC  

Wastes a lot of water

2018-09-17 22:39:37 UTC  

#FirstWorldProblems

2018-09-17 22:39:39 UTC  

<:shiggy:232792354610872320>

2018-09-17 22:39:49 UTC  

Water is renewable resource, dummy

2018-09-17 22:39:54 UTC  

Besides, I use piss

2018-09-17 22:40:00 UTC  

That works

2018-09-17 22:43:46 UTC  

Wouldn't clean nearly as well. Waste of your time and teeth.

2018-09-17 22:45:05 UTC  

@Iren Masot thank you for criticism. Roll it up neatly, place one leg up on bathtub and insert gently into ass

2018-09-17 22:48:39 UTC  

πŸ˜‚ your water flosser is more stimulating for anal adventures.

2018-09-17 22:51:08 UTC  

It cab do both

2018-09-17 22:54:26 UTC  

>fill ass
>clean teeth immediately afterwards

2018-09-17 22:54:40 UTC  

Sounds good, go for it champ πŸ‘

2018-09-17 23:23:31 UTC  

You'll cowards don't even live in a society

2018-09-17 23:23:35 UTC  

🀑

2018-09-18 00:06:53 UTC  

yeeeppp

2018-09-18 00:07:05 UTC  

some dude found needles in strawberries

2018-09-18 00:07:12 UTC  

u got a loiscence for dat sewing needle

2018-09-18 00:07:14 UTC  

and then everybody's finding needles in strawberries

2018-09-18 00:34:56 UTC  

This sounds legit and not just attention seeking

2018-09-18 00:35:50 UTC  

nonono there's actual contamination at farms

2018-09-18 00:36:42 UTC  

health service in SA did a test on 30 packs of strawberries from stores and found that 15 or so had needles

2018-09-18 00:37:00 UTC  

But why

2018-09-18 00:37:11 UTC  

How are needles just ending up in strawberries

2018-09-18 00:37:28 UTC  

Legitimately no fucking idea

2018-09-18 00:37:44 UTC  

The chinks are somehow responsible

2018-09-18 00:37:47 UTC  

Nuke them

2018-09-18 00:39:38 UTC  

The chinks dindu nuffin