>I was 1.81 / 69 kg

if that is auschwitz skelly mode for you, your body image is seriously warped

Prosit

I also had long black hair

people who saw me from behind thought I was a girl

happened extremely often

then, the body hair started growing

hot

did any big, strong guys ever grab your ass?

I got "gemustert" with 1.87m/61kg/long brown hair

did you get your testicles touched?

i didnt make it that far <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

lmao

I was also unusable

I unironically wanted to make a carreer in the IT of the military

with or without balls check?

nah I didn't make it past the first talk

my mistake was to tell everyone how much I love counterstrike

and that I can't wait to use weapons IRL

<:thinkjojo:333980344044879872>

yeah I didn't really put too much thought into that

I was young

Tfw too zoomer for Musterung

That will just fast track you I to the military in burgerland

My gf was 162/30kg when I met her

You live in Donkey Kong? @StickyDonutHoles

Denmark you faggot

Yeah, what I said

That's it.

in Italy, they say you are too unstable to join the military if you tell them that you **really** want to use a gun ASAP

Expeliamus

30kg

Not in my house

wtf

Chill out, Postal Dude

mate you're really dating 12 year olds?

No

Don't want you to make us sign petitions

It's just her mother literally not feeding her

She only got buckwheat

Everyday