Message from @porco
Discord ID: 514481688068227072
catch me living at the public library shitposting on irc from a flashdrive
I'm just going to slave off and build myself a bunker.
>I was 1.81 / 69 kg
if that is auschwitz skelly mode for you, your body image is seriously warped
Prosit
I also had long black hair
people who saw me from behind thought I was a girl
happened extremely often
then, the body hair started growing
hot
did any big, strong guys ever grab your ass?
I got "gemustert" with 1.87m/61kg/long brown hair
did you get your testicles touched?
i didnt make it that far <:alismirk:230784726615588865>
lmao
I was also unusable
I unironically wanted to make a carreer in the IT of the military
with or without balls check?
nah I didn't make it past the first talk
my mistake was to tell everyone how much I love counterstrike
<:thinkjojo:333980344044879872>
yeah I didn't really put too much thought into that
I was young
Tfw too zoomer for Musterung
That will just fast track you I to the military in burgerland
My gf was 162/30kg when I met her
You live in Donkey Kong? @StickyDonutHoles
Denmark you faggot
Yeah, what I said
That's it.
in Italy, they say you are too unstable to join the military if you tell them that you **really** want to use a gun ASAP
Expeliamus
30kg
Not in my house
wtf
Chill out, Postal Dude
mate you're really dating 12 year olds?
No
Don't want you to make us sign petitions
It's just her mother literally not feeding her