my mistake was to tell everyone how much I love counterstrike

and that I can't wait to use weapons IRL

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yeah I didn't really put too much thought into that

I was young

Tfw too zoomer for Musterung

That will just fast track you I to the military in burgerland

My gf was 162/30kg when I met her

You live in Donkey Kong? @StickyDonutHoles

Denmark you faggot

Yeah, what I said

That's it.

in Italy, they say you are too unstable to join the military if you tell them that you **really** want to use a gun ASAP

Expeliamus

30kg

Not in my house

wtf

Chill out, Postal Dude

mate you're really dating 12 year olds?

No

Don't want you to make us sign petitions

It's just her mother literally not feeding her

She only got buckwheat

Everyday

For a whole year

BECUZ SHE GOTTA SAV MONEY FOR THEM GUCCI BAGS

why didn't you report her

>he breeds with 12yos

And you don't?

Fucking virgin fag

I couldn't report her due to it being out of my power.

Different laws depending on country and what not

Is everyone in Donkey Kong as mad as you?

@SenPyro did you do your military time?

@porco iin america we have a problem with people being too fat/out of shape to join/stay in the military

Makes sense with all the angstiness I'm feeling

And the alcohol

that you'll put out

@porco what

We do drink a lot

Also I'm not angry