Message from @porco
Discord ID: 514481521680187394
You're asking too much
> i need to keep my body and mind in tip-top shape to keep my corporate performance at it's best so that capitalists can extract maximal value from my """life"""
miss me with that gay shit, boi
@SenPyro DK
catch me living at the public library shitposting on irc from a flashdrive
I'm just going to slave off and build myself a bunker.
>I was 1.81 / 69 kg
if that is auschwitz skelly mode for you, your body image is seriously warped
Prosit
I also had long black hair
people who saw me from behind thought I was a girl
happened extremely often
then, the body hair started growing
hot
did any big, strong guys ever grab your ass?
I got "gemustert" with 1.87m/61kg/long brown hair
did you get your testicles touched?
i didnt make it that far <:alismirk:230784726615588865>
lmao
I was also unusable
with or without balls check?
nah I didn't make it past the first talk
my mistake was to tell everyone how much I love counterstrike
and that I can't wait to use weapons IRL
<:thinkjojo:333980344044879872>
yeah I didn't really put too much thought into that
I was young
Tfw too zoomer for Musterung
That will just fast track you I to the military in burgerland
My gf was 162/30kg when I met her
You live in Donkey Kong? @StickyDonutHoles
Denmark you faggot
Yeah, what I said
That's it.
in Italy, they say you are too unstable to join the military if you tell them that you **really** want to use a gun ASAP
Expeliamus
30kg
Not in my house
wtf
Chill out, Postal Dude