Message from @Sdeck37

Discord ID: 551213582667481100


2019-03-01 23:15:42 UTC  

Also
>Matt
>bj
Yeah no, unless you want to suddenly have your peepee bitten off

2019-03-01 23:16:22 UTC  

It's obviously a joke

2019-03-01 23:17:48 UTC  

@sum I'm sure it happens and that's why you should get tested before doing anything without a rubber

2019-03-01 23:18:07 UTC  

Partner too obv

2019-03-01 23:19:09 UTC  

>common sense
>people

2019-03-01 23:19:12 UTC  

(x) doubt

2019-03-02 00:35:34 UTC  

>hate idol shows
>end up watching idol show

2019-03-02 00:35:49 UTC  

I feel like I got jebaited but I'm too far into the show to give up now

2019-03-02 01:01:59 UTC  

@Tribit I can do a BJ for mod
"BJ" meaning "better job" <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2019-03-02 01:02:59 UTC  

Aww yiss. Snagged me a $450 brand new DeWalt planer for $200 today because it was missing a handle... Pretty sure that'll be like $20 to replace, assuming I can't just get DeWalt to send me one.

2019-03-02 01:06:00 UTC  

I don't know what i expected, but naming this things planer wasn't it

2019-03-02 01:06:53 UTC  

What

2019-03-02 01:08:30 UTC  

*I find the name not suiting*

2019-03-02 01:17:24 UTC  

@Sdeck37 That's because you're stupid.

2019-03-02 01:17:38 UTC  

It turns an otherwise unlevel surface into a flat plane.

2019-03-02 01:17:41 UTC  

Therefore, it is a planer.

2019-03-02 01:20:14 UTC  

Yeah. When the surface is too interesting it makes it more plane.

2019-03-02 01:20:41 UTC  

Bad.

2019-03-02 01:25:59 UTC  

Rather sounds like a map planning tool

2019-03-02 01:39:47 UTC  

You are stupid.

2019-03-02 04:45:34 UTC  

Rising of the Shield Hero is pretty schlocky. But I'm already 8 episodes in so I guess I might as well finish it.

2019-03-02 05:17:55 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/551271950933032981/image0-54.jpg

2019-03-02 05:25:10 UTC  

AWwwww fuck yeah. Chinky exercise bike.

2019-03-02 05:25:29 UTC  

Now I don't have to go outside for that either anymore.

2019-03-02 05:30:52 UTC  

But now you'll have less chances to complain about the mundane shit people do

2019-03-02 08:08:10 UTC  

I never shat in a school

2019-03-02 08:08:21 UTC  

Or in any public restaurant

2019-03-02 08:17:23 UTC  

Real feminine hours

2019-03-02 08:17:48 UTC  

I bet you can't shit outside your mommy's house

2019-03-02 08:26:50 UTC  

cunt have you STEPPED into a school bathroom

2019-03-02 08:27:40 UTC  

That shit is nasty

2019-03-02 08:27:55 UTC  

Milwood, I shat in your mom house once

2019-03-02 08:29:01 UTC  

No u

2019-03-02 08:56:50 UTC  

Yes me

2019-03-02 09:03:52 UTC  

school bathrooms are the kind of place where there is piss stains on the ceiling, no toilet paper, but when nature calls you gotta fucking answer sometimes and it really hurts the soul

2019-03-02 09:06:58 UTC  

Please speak for your school toilets, certainly not ours

2019-03-02 09:08:31 UTC  

That's because your filthy anglo @Droidbot

2019-03-02 09:08:35 UTC  

I've been to many schools and it's always the same