Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 551211425154990081


2019-03-01 23:13:44 UTC  

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

2019-03-01 23:14:09 UTC  

@sum Krieger's lifestyle was bound to catch up with him and it did, giving bj's for drugs is a surefire way to catch shit

2019-03-01 23:14:21 UTC  

People like him aren't going to enter into stable relationships with anyone

2019-03-01 23:14:47 UTC  

@Matthew bj's for moderator role on the other hand 👀

2019-03-01 23:14:49 UTC  

The problem is that I think someone would

2019-03-01 23:15:42 UTC  

Also
>Matt
>bj
Yeah no, unless you want to suddenly have your peepee bitten off

2019-03-01 23:16:22 UTC  

It's obviously a joke

2019-03-01 23:17:48 UTC  

@sum I'm sure it happens and that's why you should get tested before doing anything without a rubber

2019-03-01 23:18:07 UTC  

Partner too obv

2019-03-01 23:19:09 UTC  

>common sense
>people

2019-03-01 23:19:12 UTC  

(x) doubt

2019-03-02 00:35:34 UTC  

>hate idol shows
>end up watching idol show

2019-03-02 00:35:49 UTC  

I feel like I got jebaited but I'm too far into the show to give up now

2019-03-02 01:01:59 UTC  

@Tribit I can do a BJ for mod
"BJ" meaning "better job" <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2019-03-02 01:02:59 UTC  

Aww yiss. Snagged me a $450 brand new DeWalt planer for $200 today because it was missing a handle... Pretty sure that'll be like $20 to replace, assuming I can't just get DeWalt to send me one.

2019-03-02 01:06:00 UTC  

I don't know what i expected, but naming this things planer wasn't it

2019-03-02 01:06:53 UTC  

What

2019-03-02 01:08:30 UTC  

*I find the name not suiting*

2019-03-02 01:17:24 UTC  

@Sdeck37 That's because you're stupid.

2019-03-02 01:17:38 UTC  

It turns an otherwise unlevel surface into a flat plane.

2019-03-02 01:17:41 UTC  

Therefore, it is a planer.

2019-03-02 01:20:14 UTC  

Yeah. When the surface is too interesting it makes it more plane.

2019-03-02 01:20:41 UTC  

Bad.

2019-03-02 01:25:59 UTC  

Rather sounds like a map planning tool

2019-03-02 01:39:47 UTC  

You are stupid.

2019-03-02 04:45:34 UTC  

Rising of the Shield Hero is pretty schlocky. But I'm already 8 episodes in so I guess I might as well finish it.

2019-03-02 05:17:55 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/551271950933032981/image0-54.jpg

2019-03-02 05:25:10 UTC  

AWwwww fuck yeah. Chinky exercise bike.

2019-03-02 05:25:29 UTC  

Now I don't have to go outside for that either anymore.

2019-03-02 05:30:52 UTC  

But now you'll have less chances to complain about the mundane shit people do

2019-03-02 08:08:10 UTC  

I never shat in a school

2019-03-02 08:08:21 UTC  

Or in any public restaurant

2019-03-02 08:17:23 UTC  

Real feminine hours

2019-03-02 08:17:48 UTC  

I bet you can't shit outside your mommy's house

2019-03-02 08:26:50 UTC  

cunt have you STEPPED into a school bathroom

2019-03-02 08:27:40 UTC  

That shit is nasty

2019-03-02 08:27:55 UTC  

Milwood, I shat in your mom house once

2019-03-02 08:29:01 UTC  

No u