What if the sipps were the only thing holding your body together.

What If indeed

I think I'm allergic to dead people

Adding water helped massively.

Last funeral I went to, sick for a week, this funeral a week and a half

Maybe alive people are allergic to you, that's why they keep dying.

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At this rate, in 9 funerals you'll be sick for 4.38 weeks

Might be the massive amount of drinking I do during or after them but I don't really get hangovers after.

I just get sick from something in a couple days.

What a shameful display

I fucked literally every part of this up

the funny thing about that, is that it looks exactly the same as the shit you usually make

I get the pancakes but how do you brown scrambled eggs

Because it was going to be an omelet, but I had the heat too high so it cooked too fast for me to have the sausage ready in time, so I just mushed it up into scrambled eggs

Yes, Yes, John. You could've done it better.

We all know.

Drink some coffee or something

Wow, shaming people for thier lack of skill is so uncharacteristic of me

mmhmm.

It tastes fine. That's the best part about breakfast. Even if you fuck up, it still tastes good

It's 1 in the afternoon

Somewhere, I'm sure.

its only 10am here

Is John LARPing as a Hong-Kong citizen?

he licked so much lead paint of his chinkshit he mutated into a chinaman

See, if someone corrects a mistake and you keep going woth the joke it only makes you look foolish

You not knowing what time it is is a joke all its own.

I see breakfast and I think morning or at least not degenerates pretending it's not lunch

Lunch is 2-4 PM

Dinner is 6-8

fourthmeal is 10-2

I'd find where you said I arbitrarily form things to strict definitions but that would make me a hypocrite

I'd say a 3 hour window for each meal in 18 hours of wakefulness is not "strict"

sometimes i have dinner at 9pm

Lunch starts at 12 and moves to 3 who starts lunch at 2?

Me. Today.

No, you didn't eat breakfast

No, I just ate breakfast.

And it's midday

i have lunch at 10am, since i start work at 6, during the week