Message from @Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two
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I fucked literally every part of this up
the funny thing about that, is that it looks exactly the same as the shit you usually make
I get the pancakes but how do you brown scrambled eggs
Because it was going to be an omelet, but I had the heat too high so it cooked too fast for me to have the sausage ready in time, so I just mushed it up into scrambled eggs
Yes, Yes, John. You could've done it better.
We all know.
Drink some coffee or something
Wow, shaming people for thier lack of skill is so uncharacteristic of me
mmhmm.
It tastes fine. That's the best part about breakfast. Even if you fuck up, it still tastes good
It's 1 in the afternoon
Somewhere, I'm sure.
its only 10am here
Is John LARPing as a Hong-Kong citizen?
he licked so much lead paint of his chinkshit he mutated into a chinaman
See, if someone corrects a mistake and you keep going woth the joke it only makes you look foolish
You not knowing what time it is is a joke all its own.
I see breakfast and I think morning or at least not degenerates pretending it's not lunch
Lunch is 2-4 PM
Dinner is 6-8
I'd find where you said I arbitrarily form things to strict definitions but that would make me a hypocrite
I'd say a 3 hour window for each meal in 18 hours of wakefulness is not "strict"
sometimes i have dinner at 9pm
Lunch starts at 12 and moves to 3 who starts lunch at 2?
Me. Today.
No, you didn't eat breakfast
No, I just ate breakfast.
And it's midday
i have lunch at 10am, since i start work at 6, during the week
I began cooking at 11:30 and finished at 12.
Wow
So the pot roast I make is actually breakfast
This is very autistic of you, John.
how you making that thing john, throw it in the slow cooker?
I missed it.
Yes,
noice
I cooked it with the *Intent* of it being my breakfast, therefore it was.
what about breakfast for dinner
It's dinner.