Message from @Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two
Discord ID: 622841661805953098
>water
You are the worst kind of person.
Black?
Worse, a person who uses water instead of milk
I'm starting to become lactose intolerant, I'm limiting dairy
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I don't think you can become lactose intolerant unless you took a bunch of antibiotics
No, it happens.
What if the sipps were the only thing holding your body together.
What If indeed
I think I'm allergic to dead people
Adding water helped massively.
Last funeral I went to, sick for a week, this funeral a week and a half
Maybe alive people are allergic to you, that's why they keep dying.
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At this rate, in 9 funerals you'll be sick for 4.38 weeks
Might be the massive amount of drinking I do during or after them but I don't really get hangovers after.
I just get sick from something in a couple days.
What a shameful display
I fucked literally every part of this up
I get the pancakes but how do you brown scrambled eggs
Because it was going to be an omelet, but I had the heat too high so it cooked too fast for me to have the sausage ready in time, so I just mushed it up into scrambled eggs
Yes, Yes, John. You could've done it better.
We all know.
Drink some coffee or something
Wow, shaming people for thier lack of skill is so uncharacteristic of me
mmhmm.
It tastes fine. That's the best part about breakfast. Even if you fuck up, it still tastes good
It's 1 in the afternoon
Somewhere, I'm sure.
its only 10am here
Is John LARPing as a Hong-Kong citizen?
he licked so much lead paint of his chinkshit he mutated into a chinaman
See, if someone corrects a mistake and you keep going woth the joke it only makes you look foolish
You not knowing what time it is is a joke all its own.
I see breakfast and I think morning or at least not degenerates pretending it's not lunch
Lunch is 2-4 PM
Dinner is 6-8
fourthmeal is 10-2
I'd find where you said I arbitrarily form things to strict definitions but that would make me a hypocrite