Message from @johnfrum
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@Semi Truck mc Clusterfuck chocolate chip, blueberry, or plain for the pancakes?
plain
Should I make sausage patties, or crumble the sausage and put it in an omelet
Both
Meat in omelets don't count.
@johnfrum the omelet is looking like my best bet, because these pancakes are cooking awfully for some reason.
Because they are 10 days old
No, I took your advice and started freezing leftover pancakes and using fresh mix each time.
I eyeballed the proportions, so I think I added too little water.
They're too thick. Readjusting
>water
You are the worst kind of person.
Black?
Worse, a person who uses water instead of milk
I'm starting to become lactose intolerant, I'm limiting dairy
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I don't think you can become lactose intolerant unless you took a bunch of antibiotics
No, it happens.
What if the sipps were the only thing holding your body together.
What If indeed
Adding water helped massively.
Last funeral I went to, sick for a week, this funeral a week and a half
Maybe alive people are allergic to you, that's why they keep dying.
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At this rate, in 9 funerals you'll be sick for 4.38 weeks
Might be the massive amount of drinking I do during or after them but I don't really get hangovers after.
I just get sick from something in a couple days.
I fucked literally every part of this up
the funny thing about that, is that it looks exactly the same as the shit you usually make
I get the pancakes but how do you brown scrambled eggs
Because it was going to be an omelet, but I had the heat too high so it cooked too fast for me to have the sausage ready in time, so I just mushed it up into scrambled eggs
Yes, Yes, John. You could've done it better.
We all know.
Drink some coffee or something
Wow, shaming people for thier lack of skill is so uncharacteristic of me
mmhmm.
It tastes fine. That's the best part about breakfast. Even if you fuck up, it still tastes good
It's 1 in the afternoon
Somewhere, I'm sure.