Message from @Matthew
Discord ID: 622836629631139859
Don't lecture me on something I eat 3 times a week, minimum, dear
Those are fries
*freedom* fries.
I will lecture you on the ***English*** language
not the american language
"washing up liquid"
or soap
depending where you are in the UK
Damn it, gf ate the ravioli. Time for the old standby
Pancakes
"horseback riding" because apparently you're retarded enough to not know where to sit on the horse
@Semi Truck mc Clusterfuck chocolate chip, blueberry, or plain for the pancakes?
plain
Should I make sausage patties, or crumble the sausage and put it in an omelet
Both
Meat in omelets don't count.
@johnfrum the omelet is looking like my best bet, because these pancakes are cooking awfully for some reason.
Because they are 10 days old
No, I took your advice and started freezing leftover pancakes and using fresh mix each time.
I eyeballed the proportions, so I think I added too little water.
>water
You are the worst kind of person.
Black?
Worse, a person who uses water instead of milk
I'm starting to become lactose intolerant, I'm limiting dairy
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I don't think you can become lactose intolerant unless you took a bunch of antibiotics
No, it happens.
What if the sipps were the only thing holding your body together.
What If indeed
I think I'm allergic to dead people
Adding water helped massively.
Last funeral I went to, sick for a week, this funeral a week and a half
Maybe alive people are allergic to you, that's why they keep dying.
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At this rate, in 9 funerals you'll be sick for 4.38 weeks
Might be the massive amount of drinking I do during or after them but I don't really get hangovers after.
I just get sick from something in a couple days.
What a shameful display
I fucked literally every part of this up