Message from @Semi Truck mc Clusterfuck
Discord ID: 622856751078834187
tbh I need to get some new sunglasses
my current ones are all beaten up by road grit
Stop falling face-first on the road
I only did that once when extremely drunk
otherwise, it's from cycling in wet weather
spinning wheel flicks the water droplets filled with grit into my face
I don't have the little picture to tell
so I wear sunglasses to stop said grit from going in my eyes
luckily the one time I actually flew off my bike I only got a black eye
Why not wear goggles?
and a few deep gashes on my arms and legs
I have sunglasses
I don't have goggles
Buy goggles?
this
nah
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get these @Semi Truck mc Clusterfuck
buy a car instead of a bicycle
perfect for you
no u
Cycling is hella gay
thiiis
a lot faster than driving when you're in a busy city
These
cyclists are some of the most obnoxious people
The lenses flip up too
if the purge were real, Bicyclists would bne my #1 target
try and keep up you fat cunt
Easily, because I have a car
TIL semi can ride a bike faster than a bullet
kek
try getting your car into a tight alley
Semi doesn't know what a bullet is 🇬🇧
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you wouldn't be able to shoot me