Message from @Matthew
Discord ID: 594753453008486434
Grilled with my frens, did like 6 loads of laundry, and played a great little indie game on xbone
Full Metal Furies, it was called
It was a lot like Castle Crashers
Huh. Turns out it's made by the same people who made that old flash game "Don't Shit Your Pants".
Nice.
did you have sex with your gf
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No talking about Matt's penis
But that wasn't part of my good day.
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It's okay, I have it down to a science now. I know how to make her finish, then quickly bust my nut
poor guy
I can get it done in like, 20 minutes now
stop jerking off
It helps
...helps what?
with sex
I don't think I'm deficient in sex. I'm deficient in just being able to go to sleep.
@Deleted User this tasted abysmal. Usually Mike's tastes refreshing, hardly alcoholic at all, but this was one step above FourLoko.
Looking forward to you asserting that you like it, now that you know I don't.
I don't drink hard lemonade or other wine coolers so I wouldn't know
"it's just a meme bro, dont think too hard"
What the hell is that zoomer looking garbage
This is what they got in Russia
@Spook & Spell still better hands than @Matthew
>dedicated gamer sip
step 1, know your target customers
@thelizard no matter how many times you ping me, I won't be your friend
Keeping the tsundere act up, aye?
the trick is to never ping matthew
once you do that, he becomes ur friend instantly
I'm everybody's friend.
Except for handlets
Nobody is a handlet in direct comparison to you
Not even your high overlord president
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