thank god cybermanshow guy stopped/died finaly

"carbitch cofe"

What a good day

Grilled with my frens, did like 6 loads of laundry, and played a great little indie game on xbone

Full Metal Furies, it was called

It was a lot like Castle Crashers

Huh. Turns out it's made by the same people who made that old flash game "Don't Shit Your Pants".

Nice.

did you have sex with your gf

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No talking about Matt's penis

@Jignx yes

But that wasn't part of my good day.

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It's okay, I have it down to a science now. I know how to make her finish, then quickly bust my nut

@Matthew rip

poor guy

I can get it done in like, 20 minutes now

stop jerking off

It helps

...helps what?

with sex

I don't think I'm deficient in sex. I'm deficient in just being able to go to sleep.

@Deleted User this tasted abysmal. Usually Mike's tastes refreshing, hardly alcoholic at all, but this was one step above FourLoko.

Looking forward to you asserting that you like it, now that you know I don't.

I don't drink hard lemonade or other wine coolers so I wouldn't know

"it's just a meme bro, dont think too hard"

What the hell is that zoomer looking garbage

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/514345051376189452/594599086540193808/IMG_20190629_214407.jpg

This is what they got in Russia

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/514345051376189452/592966021577703425/IMG_20190622_154238.jpg

@Spook & Spell still better hands than @Matthew

>dedicated gamer sip

step 1, know your target customers

@thelizard no matter how many times you ping me, I won't be your friend

Keeping the tsundere act up, aye?

the trick is to never ping matthew

once you do that, he becomes ur friend instantly

I'm everybody's friend.

Except for handlets