Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 594729574005473280


2019-06-29 20:31:34 UTC  

look at this man

2019-06-29 20:31:46 UTC  

using a notched smartphone without shame in public

2019-06-29 20:32:14 UTC  

it took winning the championship for this man to be so brave

2019-06-29 20:32:29 UTC  

What a God

2019-06-29 20:32:36 UTC  

I wish I was hi-

2019-06-29 20:32:41 UTC  

Actually, no, nevermind

2019-06-29 20:36:22 UTC  

cole if you really want to annoy 4chan finns

2019-06-29 20:36:25 UTC  
2019-06-29 20:37:18 UTC  

example case 1 : average english speaker around Finland

2019-06-29 20:38:40 UTC  

10/10 I _almost_ forgot about this guy

2019-06-29 20:39:34 UTC  

wow he's still active?

2019-06-29 20:39:45 UTC  

sadly yes

2019-06-29 20:39:55 UTC  

thank god cybermanshow guy stopped/died finaly

2019-06-29 20:40:02 UTC  

"carbitch cofe"

2019-06-30 02:50:22 UTC  

What a good day

2019-06-30 02:52:04 UTC  

Grilled with my frens, did like 6 loads of laundry, and played a great little indie game on xbone

2019-06-30 02:52:17 UTC  

Full Metal Furies, it was called

2019-06-30 02:52:32 UTC  

It was a lot like Castle Crashers

2019-06-30 03:22:58 UTC  

Huh. Turns out it's made by the same people who made that old flash game "Don't Shit Your Pants".

2019-06-30 03:22:59 UTC  

Nice.

2019-06-30 04:02:17 UTC  

did you have sex with your gf

2019-06-30 04:08:23 UTC  

<:woah:333623269674713098>

2019-06-30 04:08:32 UTC  

No talking about Matt's penis

2019-06-30 04:21:31 UTC  

@Jignx yes

2019-06-30 04:22:05 UTC  

But that wasn't part of my good day.

2019-06-30 04:24:49 UTC  

<:blobconfounded:427568418107949090>

2019-06-30 04:26:41 UTC  

It's okay, I have it down to a science now. I know how to make her finish, then quickly bust my nut

2019-06-30 04:27:04 UTC  
2019-06-30 04:27:05 UTC  

poor guy

2019-06-30 04:27:09 UTC  

I can get it done in like, 20 minutes now

2019-06-30 04:27:33 UTC  

stop jerking off

2019-06-30 04:27:36 UTC  

It helps

2019-06-30 04:28:25 UTC  

...helps what?

2019-06-30 04:29:34 UTC  

with sex

2019-06-30 04:30:09 UTC  

I don't think I'm deficient in sex. I'm deficient in just being able to go to sleep.

2019-06-30 04:57:53 UTC  

@Deleted User this tasted abysmal. Usually Mike's tastes refreshing, hardly alcoholic at all, but this was one step above FourLoko.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/594753452299780117/20190629_120530_HDR.jpg

2019-06-30 04:58:20 UTC  

Looking forward to you asserting that you like it, now that you know I don't.

2019-06-30 05:00:20 UTC  

I don't drink hard lemonade or other wine coolers so I wouldn't know

2019-06-30 05:09:44 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/594756436094091313/hmmmmmm.jpg

2019-06-30 05:29:21 UTC  

"it's just a meme bro, dont think too hard"