I remember John telling me about how I should check out the guardian program, forever ago, but I didn't hear much or see much about it since my interview

What was the guardian program?

You have higher standards in regards to activism and physical fitness

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Also required to read certain material.
Basically it pushes you to do more and better yourself.

This Guardian program sounds cool. Like a non gay version of AmeriCorps

I believe you have to meet certain physical standards which reminds me of the (good aspects) of the military

What's americorps @Wood-Ape - OK/MN

What is the largest IE merch shirt size?

@Albo Greychak - MI It is a name for a number of programs. Could be disaster relief, conservation, etc

Like much else it is a great idea made much less so by diversity and gayness

Yikes

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/washington-secrets/census-bureau-75-million-more-immigrants-by-2060-95-of-future-us-growth

@Wood-Ape - OK/MN I might have an XL still.

I dont think that I have XXLs any longer...

Dang. I wear a 3XLT

I can squeeze into XXL not tall

I will take a look and DM you when I get home

No hurry. That bundle deal looks neat

@Papa Pizzagate
What if my biceps are too big for an XXL?

So I’m in a fast food place right now, and a black guy looked at the menu where it said “10 pc chicken nuggets” and genuinely asked what else was in them if they’re only 10% chicken. I’m dying inside because it’s obviously a dumb question based on a dumb misunderstanding, but I’m now also wondering what percent of them is actually chicken based off of their price.

@Chris N. - CA the black is woke

>fast food

<:really:453005408064241674>

He simultaneously asked the most idiotic and most intelligent question one could ask in a fast food place imaginable.

@Albo Greychak - MI @Chris N. - CA Guess Chris just failed the guardian program

I’m only here for the cheap soft drinks. I don’t eat the food thankfully.

True

>soft drinks

<:really:453005408064241674>

>HFCS

😂

California has high taxes on packs of soda, so don’t even @ me. I needed some caffeine this morning.

when I was working fast food I had a Mexican ask me "why do cold drinks get warm but hot drinks get cold when you leave them out?"

probably the most retarded question I've ever heard from someone of that age irl

That’d be a very intelligent question 2000 years ago, though

@Albo Greychak - MI Sounds based! I want it to come back too

even 2000 years ago it'd be pretty dumb tbh

like it's not even science it's just logic

Yeah, but it could lead to some interesting scientific thinking on the topic tbh. I mean, at one point, Newton had to ask about the mechanics behind why apples fall.

probably the stupidest question I've ever seen online was there was this joke about how if you want to survive a fall from a building you just stand on a board and then jump off the board towards the end of the fall to make the fall shorter, and one guy in the comments section genuinely didn't get it and was like "wait, why wouldn't this work?"