That's because I have a raging bladder infection right now, I'm not really enjoying drinking anything <:blobconfounded:427568418107949090>

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jesus

Guess it's water diet and forced weight loss for you, then

its gods way of letting you know you need to go childfree

I thought it was God's way of telling you to do less urethral sounding 🤔

I think it's God's way of telling me to not let my dick touch the inside of the bowl.

You stick your dick in a bong?

It's fun to touch the bowl though

You get to touch the shit stains before blasting them with piss

everytime I touch the inside of the bowl of public toilets I get fears that some hobo with syphillis touched it before and Im fucked now

Just don't sit on public toilets then

I dont want to

but the shit commands me to

Slav squat on the toilet seat

Squat like the pajeets do when they shit on streets

>doctor calls you and tells you to call them back
>call them back
>they don't answer

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What is important is that they do it on the toilet and not in the lou

Sit further back on the shitter

Or just plan your day out better so you
aren't using public restrooms

Just have a shorter penis next time you're born, obviously.

@Deleted User tfw even my home toilet is rounded, instead of elongated

You are staying, right? Just swap it out.

It's pretty easy to do

Maybe install a heated bidet and seat

Plus side is you save like 250 dollars, downside is you need to scrape a wax ring with how ever many years if caked poop particles out from your floor

Wait, where is he saving $250 from? Medical expenses for bladder infections? Paid plumber costs?

Paid plumber

Fucking retard.

:/ no need to be rude.

There's always a justification for being rude to you, you fucking oxygen thief.

D: Matt! Oh my god, I thought I could at least trust you of all people to set a good example for the future of mankind.

Guess you're a filthy piss stained Southerner.

@Iren Masot

Shut up you grease-addled weeb.

https://youtu.be/7jFuVYjNLvw

@Matthew Did you actually buy one

No

Not for 30 fuckin dollars

They specifically said it was being made overseas, so maybe a chink bootleg will pop up