Message from @Deleted User
Discord ID: 604430207092260884
its gods way of letting you know you need to go childfree
I thought it was God's way of telling you to do less urethral sounding 🤔
I think it's God's way of telling me to not let my dick touch the inside of the bowl.
You stick your dick in a bong?
It's fun to touch the bowl though
You get to touch the shit stains before blasting them with piss
everytime I touch the inside of the bowl of public toilets I get fears that some hobo with syphillis touched it before and Im fucked now
Just don't sit on public toilets then
I dont want to
but the shit commands me to
Slav squat on the toilet seat
Squat like the pajeets do when they shit on streets
>doctor calls you and tells you to call them back
>call them back
>they don't answer
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What is important is that they do it on the toilet and not in the lou
Sit further back on the shitter
Or just plan your day out better so you
aren't using public restrooms
Just have a shorter penis next time you're born, obviously.
@Deleted User tfw even my home toilet is rounded, instead of elongated
You are staying, right? Just swap it out.
Maybe install a heated bidet and seat
Plus side is you save like 250 dollars, downside is you need to scrape a wax ring with how ever many years if caked poop particles out from your floor
Wait, where is he saving $250 from? Medical expenses for bladder infections? Paid plumber costs?
Paid plumber
Fucking retard.
:/ no need to be rude.
There's always a justification for being rude to you, you fucking oxygen thief.
D: Matt! Oh my god, I thought I could at least trust you of all people to set a good example for the future of mankind.
Guess you're a filthy piss stained Southerner.
Shut up you grease-addled weeb.
No
Not for 30 fuckin dollars
They specifically said it was being made overseas, so maybe a chink bootleg will pop up
Someone in china worked hard to make that
I got my shiba inu plush today tho
Now you'll finally know what it's like to be a handlet