I got a few ingrown hairs in my knuckles

They got too long

My knuckle hair gets worn down from the rubber gloves I wear every day

I only tend to use the inside of my hands

I do sometimes burn some of my hairs whilst soldering though

the fuck are you doing to manage that

Being a <:brainlet:589104479887032330>

wristilocks

wait no wrong tale

@Goz3rr
>hold soldering iron in between 2 fingers whilst getting shit into place
>iron slips, lands on my fingers
>repeat

Twee--- i mean you should use zipties

He is trying to lose his weight, be nice

Wait

I'm trapped looking at old messages 😂

Who's trying to lose weight?

It was like fifty messages or so back; my Discord bugged and wasn't loading new messages so I thought I was caught up.

You said you hadn't had sipps in two days.

That's because I have a raging bladder infection right now, I'm not really enjoying drinking anything <:blobconfounded:427568418107949090>

<:blobsweats:427568683003412505>

jesus

Guess it's water diet and forced weight loss for you, then

its gods way of letting you know you need to go childfree

I thought it was God's way of telling you to do less urethral sounding 🤔

I think it's God's way of telling me to not let my dick touch the inside of the bowl.

You stick your dick in a bong?

It's fun to touch the bowl though

You get to touch the shit stains before blasting them with piss

everytime I touch the inside of the bowl of public toilets I get fears that some hobo with syphillis touched it before and Im fucked now

Just don't sit on public toilets then

I dont want to

but the shit commands me to

Slav squat on the toilet seat

Squat like the pajeets do when they shit on streets

>doctor calls you and tells you to call them back
>call them back
>they don't answer

<:deletdis:560200664794398741>

What is important is that they do it on the toilet and not in the lou

Sit further back on the shitter

Or just plan your day out better so you
aren't using public restrooms

Just have a shorter penis next time you're born, obviously.

@Deleted User tfw even my home toilet is rounded, instead of elongated