Just don't sit on public toilets then

I dont want to

but the shit commands me to

Slav squat on the toilet seat

Squat like the pajeets do when they shit on streets

>doctor calls you and tells you to call them back
>call them back
>they don't answer

<:deletdis:560200664794398741>

What is important is that they do it on the toilet and not in the lou

Sit further back on the shitter

Or just plan your day out better so you
aren't using public restrooms

Just have a shorter penis next time you're born, obviously.

@Deleted User tfw even my home toilet is rounded, instead of elongated

You are staying, right? Just swap it out.

It's pretty easy to do

Maybe install a heated bidet and seat

Plus side is you save like 250 dollars, downside is you need to scrape a wax ring with how ever many years if caked poop particles out from your floor

Wait, where is he saving $250 from? Medical expenses for bladder infections? Paid plumber costs?

Paid plumber

Fucking retard.

:/ no need to be rude.

There's always a justification for being rude to you, you fucking oxygen thief.

D: Matt! Oh my god, I thought I could at least trust you of all people to set a good example for the future of mankind.

Guess you're a filthy piss stained Southerner.

@Iren Masot

Shut up you grease-addled weeb.

https://youtu.be/7jFuVYjNLvw

@Matthew Did you actually buy one

No

Not for 30 fuckin dollars

They specifically said it was being made overseas, so maybe a chink bootleg will pop up

Someone in china worked hard to make that

I got my shiba inu plush today tho

Now you'll finally know what it's like to be a handlet

@Tribit

https://www.ebay.com/itm/Fourth-Castle-Micromedia-Tiny-Hands-Funny-Gag-Prank-Novelty-Item-3-Inches-Long/232835673257

$11 to give myself a disability? No thanks

L E T I T R I P

https://youtu.be/aPDnKj6NkIk

Do you grow figs @Semi Truck mc Clusterfuck

I have some somewhere in my garden I think