Wait, where is he saving $250 from? Medical expenses for bladder infections? Paid plumber costs?

Paid plumber

Fucking retard.

:/ no need to be rude.

There's always a justification for being rude to you, you fucking oxygen thief.

D: Matt! Oh my god, I thought I could at least trust you of all people to set a good example for the future of mankind.

Guess you're a filthy piss stained Southerner.

@Iren Masot

Shut up you grease-addled weeb.

https://youtu.be/7jFuVYjNLvw

@Matthew Did you actually buy one

No

Not for 30 fuckin dollars

They specifically said it was being made overseas, so maybe a chink bootleg will pop up

Someone in china worked hard to make that

I got my shiba inu plush today tho

Now you'll finally know what it's like to be a handlet

@Tribit

https://www.ebay.com/itm/Fourth-Castle-Micromedia-Tiny-Hands-Funny-Gag-Prank-Novelty-Item-3-Inches-Long/232835673257

$11 to give myself a disability? No thanks

L E T I T R I P

https://youtu.be/aPDnKj6NkIk

Do you grow figs @Semi Truck mc Clusterfuck

I have some somewhere in my garden I think

But I mostly grow apples, strawberries and raspberries

Do they fruit every year or only sometimes?

Mine is sort of starting to get fruit but looks like it'll be a while.

It depends

Just like apples, sometimes they fruit every year, sometimes skip a year and put their energy into developing the tree

But they tend to ripen around the last month of summer

Do you have any pets that eat the fruit?

I have an avocado tree in my yard and I used to have a cat that would eat the ones that fell to the ground

Aren't avocados bad for cats

I have no idea

They are fine

What the fuck kind of cat would eat an avocado though?

I've never heard anything about them being bad for pets before

Only thing I get is one of my dogs trying to eat the raspberries whenever he gets into the fruit cage

She was a weird cat, she would eat anything, she ate bread, popcorn, potato chips