Message from @Cole
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Still haven't gone to get my food. I wonder if they're even open, since it's labor day.
it's america
something has to be open
Well, yeah
ring up your local chick fil a
I mean
Think I'm gonna do Taco Bell tho, since I'm fat
your personal employee
have them deliver to your house
>buying cheap food
>paying a delivery fee
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delivery fee? chick fil a?
nigga will bring it to you free of charge and scream MY PLEASURE
In America, not only do you have to pay a fee for delivery, but then you have to tip the guy who delivered it
tell him you're in a bad place
he'll understand
if he doesn't, he loses his job
Fee is usually $3ish then the tip is something like $5 depending
Which would probably be double what I'm paying for the actual food
Not tipping your driver for any reason other than poor service is a dickhead move
Obvs I wish tipping weren't a thing at all, but it IS, so...
I thought tipping underlines freedom
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Weak bant
you didn't say the word
if you have a cute server, make sure you give her the tip
You didn't bring up America first, I did
Therefore it isn't O B S E S S I O N
There are rules to this kind of thing
youre O B S E S S E D, matt
you need to chill out
Gf is gonna be mad if I go to taco bell without her
I'll have to destroy the evidence
what you get
push me
and then just touch me
till I can get my
OBSESSION
I'm gonna get 2 of the triple double crunchwrap boxes @Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two
taco bell sounds good right now
Sub out the hard tacos for soft