"oh hey you know a lot about _stuff_ could you help me with _incredibly unreasonable and/or retarded request_"

and ofc ostatus/fediverse world

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i mean pump.io/mastodon/etc for microblogging, peertube and peerpx for imgur and youtueb replacement, write.as for proper blogs, etc etc etc etc

pubcast for podscasts and what not

sure throwing all those shits up for friends takes some time

and requires your friends to trust you with keys to kingdom technicaly

alternatively, come to terms with the fact that all your data has already been bought and sold, and you really aren't that interesting anyway, so just use the services everyone else is using

Autismos with 2 friends (online only) will hate this.

matthew confirmed having no idea how much current realtime and future data is worth

wait i need to find big enough camera to capture your stupidity

whelp this should be good enough

https://tenor.com/Vc17.gif

i mean

no matter how much you try to hide

some of your info is definitely out there being sold

What better way to fight the system than to inconvenience yourself and socially isolate yourself so that some faceless corporation can't buy the fact that you like pizza for $0.05

I have my VPN permanently set to india

Send bobs

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Still haven't gone to get my food. I wonder if they're even open, since it's labor day.

it's america

something has to be open

Well, yeah

ring up your local chick fil a

I mean

Think I'm gonna do Taco Bell tho, since I'm fat

your personal employee

have them deliver to your house

>buying cheap food
>paying a delivery fee

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delivery fee? chick fil a?

nigga will bring it to you free of charge and scream MY PLEASURE

In America, not only do you have to pay a fee for delivery, but then you have to tip the guy who delivered it

tell him you're in a bad place

he'll understand

if he doesn't, he loses his job

Fee is usually $3ish then the tip is something like $5 depending

ask him to fix your car while he's there

Which would probably be double what I'm paying for the actual food

Not tipping your driver for any reason other than poor service is a dickhead move