Message from @Matthew
Discord ID: 618144473175556096
your personal employee
have them deliver to your house
>buying cheap food
>paying a delivery fee
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delivery fee? chick fil a?
nigga will bring it to you free of charge and scream MY PLEASURE
In America, not only do you have to pay a fee for delivery, but then you have to tip the guy who delivered it
tell him you're in a bad place
he'll understand
if he doesn't, he loses his job
Fee is usually $3ish then the tip is something like $5 depending
ask him to fix your car while he's there
Which would probably be double what I'm paying for the actual food
Not tipping your driver for any reason other than poor service is a dickhead move
Obvs I wish tipping weren't a thing at all, but it IS, so...
I thought tipping underlines freedom
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Weak bant
you didn't say the word
if you have a cute server, make sure you give her the tip
Therefore it isn't O B S E S S I O N
There are rules to this kind of thing
youre O B S E S S E D, matt
you need to chill out
Gf is gonna be mad if I go to taco bell without her
I'll have to destroy the evidence
what you get
push me
and then just touch me
till I can get my
OBSESSION
I'm gonna get 2 of the triple double crunchwrap boxes @Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two
taco bell sounds good right now
Sub out the hard tacos for soft
but its never as good when i get there
becasue they phased out all my favorite things
And then maybe some stuff off the value menu
I am so hungry
like that chicken chalupa
where the tortilla was made of chicken
it was so tasty
i only got it like once before they discontinued it
If money were no object, I'd get a bunch of Chalupas