>buying cheap food
>paying a delivery fee

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delivery fee? chick fil a?

nigga will bring it to you free of charge and scream MY PLEASURE

In America, not only do you have to pay a fee for delivery, but then you have to tip the guy who delivered it

tell him you're in a bad place

he'll understand

if he doesn't, he loses his job

Fee is usually $3ish then the tip is something like $5 depending

ask him to fix your car while he's there

Which would probably be double what I'm paying for the actual food

Not tipping your driver for any reason other than poor service is a dickhead move

Obvs I wish tipping weren't a thing at all, but it IS, so...

I thought tipping underlines freedom

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Weak bant

you didn't say the word

if you have a cute server, make sure you give her the tip

You didn't bring up America first, I did

Therefore it isn't O B S E S S I O N

There are rules to this kind of thing

youre O B S E S S E D, matt

you need to chill out

Gf is gonna be mad if I go to taco bell without her

I'll have to destroy the evidence

what you get

push me
and then just touch me
till I can get my
OBSESSION

I'm gonna get 2 of the triple double crunchwrap boxes @Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two

taco bell sounds good right now

Sub out the hard tacos for soft

but its never as good when i get there

becasue they phased out all my favorite things

And then maybe some stuff off the value menu

I am so hungry

like that chicken chalupa

where the tortilla was made of chicken

it was so tasty

i only got it like once before they discontinued it

If money were no object, I'd get a bunch of Chalupas

chalupas are really the best thing

But since money is very very much an object right now, It's value menu all the way