ask him to fix your car while he's there

Which would probably be double what I'm paying for the actual food

Not tipping your driver for any reason other than poor service is a dickhead move

Obvs I wish tipping weren't a thing at all, but it IS, so...

I thought tipping underlines freedom

🦅 🇺🇸

Weak bant

you didn't say the word

if you have a cute server, make sure you give her the tip

You didn't bring up America first, I did

Therefore it isn't O B S E S S I O N

There are rules to this kind of thing

youre O B S E S S E D, matt

you need to chill out

Gf is gonna be mad if I go to taco bell without her

I'll have to destroy the evidence

what you get

push me
and then just touch me
till I can get my
OBSESSION

I'm gonna get 2 of the triple double crunchwrap boxes @Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two

taco bell sounds good right now

Sub out the hard tacos for soft

but its never as good when i get there

becasue they phased out all my favorite things

And then maybe some stuff off the value menu

I am so hungry

like that chicken chalupa

where the tortilla was made of chicken

it was so tasty

i only got it like once before they discontinued it

If money were no object, I'd get a bunch of Chalupas

chalupas are really the best thing

But since money is very very much an object right now, It's value menu all the way

my OG favorite at taco bell was the volcano burrito

i would always get that, it was so dang good

for real, when they discontinued it, i basically stopped going to taco bell

Who picked up the slack

i used to go on the regular for that volcano burrito

uh

its more spread out between places now

since i no longer have a mega favorite item

and i dont actually eat fast food *that* much