Fired

Can’t be fired from motherhood

Especially not by a newborn

He can't talk

I need to visit you guys at some point @Isabella Locke-MT I’ve been gone nearly every weekend

Definitely

We'll have over for dinner sometime

My Italian dressing chicken breasts are usually pretty good

Hopefully one day they can solve Newborn Mute Syndrome

I hope not

Speach is the fall from Eden

humans are more likable when they can't talk

It'd pretty much just be "Hungry. Bored. Cold. Pooped."

and "THEWORLDISFADINGAAAAAAAAAAA"

Imagine thinking our language devolving into emojis was a bad thing

emojis are a step in the right direction

We must end symbolic thought all together

words are very limiting from a processing speed standpoint and open the possibility of all sort of made up nonexistant problems

Bet we’d hear redpilled things from babies since they’re not propagandized lol

@Nemets yes plz

Get these thoughts out my head, I only want to here the kings voice

Children are incredibly honest

Just like the elderly lol

If you force your inner voice to only be the voice of your highest best self then basically you can get there @DairyMaxx

They'll tell you if you are fat, ugly, stink, etc.

Whoah this new Yang Gang revalation is awesome. Maybe I will work for his campaign.

LMAO what if I get doxxed and it comes out I worked in a Democratic Campaign for a non-white pres candidate.

@Perihelion - CA word, I've messed with my internalmonologue in the past

@Sam Anderson that would actually probably scare the libs

you'd ruin the Gang's rep

Libs never gonna hire a White dude again

You'd lose racism points

Asian Andy is gonna have to deal

Shit I would lose racism points

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I'm already running low as it is

What is 2019 doing to us?

Racism machine broke

Where my n bombs gone?

@Sam Anderson I am fashionably late for the NA meeting

Bow down to his coolness