Message from @StormySeaShore

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2019-02-27 02:37:10 UTC  
2019-02-27 02:37:13 UTC  

Gujarati banias make the worst cashiers

2019-02-27 02:38:47 UTC  

Imagine thinking Skyrim belongs to the nords 😂😂😂

2019-02-27 02:39:29 UTC  

The nords arent reproducing enough. They need about 10 million orcs to stimulate their economy and keep their old age pensions up

2019-02-27 02:39:37 UTC  

Skyrim is the one taking in dark elf refugees after the eruption of the red mountain though <:4dchess:439923932062154782> <:4dchess:439923932062154782>

2019-02-27 02:39:48 UTC  

The empire wanted nothing to do with them

2019-02-27 02:39:55 UTC  

You’ve been sold a lie

2019-02-27 02:40:12 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/481597551272001546/550145098168401921/image0.jpg

2019-02-27 02:40:38 UTC  

Gotta say, statue of liberty isn't really my thing.

2019-02-27 02:40:44 UTC  

Did someone mention the Alamo?

2019-02-27 02:40:44 UTC  

Oof

2019-02-27 02:40:57 UTC  

Flyer it @Alamo then Banner Drop

2019-02-27 02:41:03 UTC  

REMEMBER!!!

2019-02-27 02:41:08 UTC  

Last Sunday was the anniversary of the siege of the Alamo beginning.

2019-02-27 02:41:10 UTC  

THE

2019-02-27 02:41:12 UTC  

Y’all best know that

2019-02-27 02:41:17 UTC  

MAINE

2019-02-27 02:41:18 UTC  

Turning Point Hyrule: instead of blaming Ganondorf for their problems, socialists should cut down grass and break jars

2019-02-27 02:41:26 UTC  

oh wrong tragedy

2019-02-27 02:41:28 UTC  

My b

2019-02-27 02:41:28 UTC  

TO HELL WITH SPAIN

2019-02-27 02:41:54 UTC  

The Spanish American War was a mistake, we got stuck with Puerto Rico

2019-02-27 02:42:11 UTC  

The Texas revolutionary war was not a mistake

2019-02-27 02:42:45 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/481597551272001546/550145739666358292/image0.jpg

2019-02-27 02:42:47 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/481597551272001546/550145749023719424/image0.jpg

2019-02-27 02:42:49 UTC  

Santa Anna told the alamo defenders to give up and Colonel Travis responded by shooting a cannon at them

2019-02-27 02:43:09 UTC  

*Alamo

2019-02-27 02:43:32 UTC  

To be fair they didn’t destroy the Maine lmao

2019-02-27 02:43:34 UTC  

But who cares

2019-02-27 02:43:37 UTC  

Travis answered with a shell, and a rousing Rebel Yell

2019-02-27 02:43:38 UTC  

Still beat em

2019-02-27 02:43:51 UTC  

He did!

2019-02-27 02:43:52 UTC  

Uncle Sam looks like a weird uncle that nobody wants to invite to parties in that illustration

2019-02-27 02:44:00 UTC  

Teddy probably rigged the Maine to explode

2019-02-27 02:44:21 UTC  

*McKinley

2019-02-27 02:44:41 UTC  

Roosevelt didn’t become president until after the Spanish American war

2019-02-27 02:45:41 UTC  

Deify this man

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/481597551272001546/550146478803255297/image0.jpg

2019-02-27 02:45:43 UTC  

NOW

2019-02-27 02:45:51 UTC  

He’s still alive

2019-02-27 02:45:56 UTC  

In our hearts