Message from @Jordan - MD

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2019-02-27 04:40:41 UTC  

Like honestly it's kind of stupid, but after you get the reservation we work for the singular goal of building a starship and colonize. Then were set.

In a movie, it would totally work

2019-02-27 04:40:52 UTC  

Of course it's just wishful thinking, but it made me happy to type it out

2019-02-27 04:42:58 UTC  

So long and thanks for all the fish amirite

2019-02-27 04:43:50 UTC  

This would be the entrance to the reservation. @Jordan - MD

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/481597551272001546/550176211888898078/corn-field.jpg

2019-02-27 04:44:18 UTC  

It's got to be Wheatfields homie

2019-02-27 04:44:36 UTC  

We got to do it for the meme

2019-02-27 04:45:05 UTC  

@Jordan - MDπŸ‘Œ

2019-02-27 04:45:08 UTC  

Go out of our way to make it look terrible and downtrodden, and then you get in there and it's the white wakanda

2019-02-27 04:46:08 UTC  

We got to make them hate us just enough to put us on a reservation, but not quite enough to put us in death camps.

2019-02-27 04:46:14 UTC  

It's a careful balance

2019-02-27 04:46:17 UTC  

Lol

2019-02-27 04:46:26 UTC  

πŸ˜‚

2019-02-27 04:46:56 UTC  

no weetfield, gluten ghey

2019-02-27 04:48:47 UTC  

At the end of the day we'll all know when they build their entrance, it'll be made out of soyfields and irrigated by boy tears.

2019-02-27 04:51:25 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/481597551272001546/550178119491780618/boat16.jpg

2019-02-27 04:51:38 UTC  

Yes

2019-02-27 04:51:46 UTC  

The key is putting together a proper maze.

2019-02-27 04:51:48 UTC  

why is there a boat on top

2019-02-27 04:52:05 UTC  

how is there a boat on top

2019-02-27 04:52:07 UTC  

How else are you going to sail?

2019-02-27 04:52:17 UTC  

@fgtveassassin That's home base.

2019-02-27 04:52:29 UTC  

LOL it's the Capitol building

2019-02-27 04:53:33 UTC  

@fgtveassassin that was performed by good old-fashioned European ingenuity

2019-02-27 04:53:34 UTC  

Evangelists properly prepared for the flood.

2019-02-27 04:57:16 UTC  

That's how you know shit's getting real

2019-02-27 04:57:24 UTC  

"We put our boat in a maze so nobody else can get it."

2019-02-27 04:58:12 UTC  

@Lawrence of Eurabia the wheat fields are not for eating. They are explicitly for meeting your sweetheart whilst she is bathed in shimmering sunlight.

We shall have a sign posted
"The wheatfields are for procreation only"

2019-02-27 04:59:57 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/481597551272001546/550180266295951360/Screenshot_20190227-000010_Google.jpg

2019-02-27 05:03:29 UTC  

we need a corn maze tho

2019-02-27 05:03:50 UTC  

@Drover Tom the corn maze has to be on the outside of the Wheatfields, we have to protect our women

2019-02-27 05:04:08 UTC  

Like the tri-wizard tournament?

2019-02-27 05:04:27 UTC  

Damn I really wanted Daley to win the Chicago Mayor primary

Corrupt β€œWhite” Guy vs weird lesbian mulattos

2019-02-27 05:04:43 UTC  

Haha you're all silly soybean fields are where it's at <:really:453005408064241674>

2019-02-27 05:05:00 UTC  

@Auf WI you speak of the entrance to our enemy's lair

2019-02-27 05:06:59 UTC  

Soy maze = moderism

2019-02-27 05:07:51 UTC  

Does soy even get tall enough to create a maze with?

2019-02-27 05:09:09 UTC  

welcome to the rice fields

2019-02-27 05:09:29 UTC  

I tried to type Trad and I typed tard, then I read it and I felt insulted

2019-02-27 05:09:51 UTC  

I'm so retraded 🀣

2019-02-27 05:10:42 UTC  

My friends want to spend spring break in a yurt in Utah.