they wont chew on you with the taste in their mouths

At least you take that away from them

You may eat me! But you won't enjoy it

Confederate Flag day in Raleigh NC on the capital grounds if any wants to go. Starts this Saturday March 2nd at 5pm but be there about 4pm. BLM / Communist will be there but they don't have a permit but we do. I need people there.

If you run into a black bear; shout, throw stuff at it and try to look bigger! If you’re run into a grizzly bear, run up a tree

Tactical beef jerkey decoy

@Grayson i learned from Steve Irwin how to deal with predators. Attack them. They have no idea what to do

Activate Special Ability: Trip Friend

trip your buddy and run

Like Dale Carnegie writes in his book "How to Wind Friends and Influence People" offer what people want.

If you run into a bear offer him a long term high interest loan and then foreclose on his Den

@Andrew-KY unless it’s a stingray

@Lawrence of Eurabia See when buddy is your gf, gotta take the L sometimes.

It seems that we have a lot of gamers in general, along with some D&D pen-and-paper rpg types even

We ended up hopping through rocks on a creek rather than go on the trail near the bear

I'd rather run into a bear than a moose

Idk about that. Bears eat you alive

@Nico The Great - CA i only play Zork

Moose will just murk you

moose will attack and trample you to death, bears likely will just not care about you unless you get to close on accident

Moose cause more deaths in Alaska than bears

@Drover Tom Just looked it up on wiki, seems pretty cool actually

It's in easter egg in a lot of games too

People are probably less cautious of moose. Chicken and egg

Like you could play it in COD Black Ops

I'm scared shitless of a moose if I see one out hiking

I wish i lived near them. I want a freezer full of moose

"It was coming right for me!"

I want to start hunting to have deer jerkey on standby

Number one cause of deaths among fishermen in Europe?! Attacked by nesting swans! Mute swans in particular: they are huge and will tip the canoe and hit you with their wings and Drown you

@Grayson I don't believe you

geese and swans are jerks

What? Just grab it by the neck and swing it around lol

Now youve got dinner and a cool story

Nesting Mute Swans are dangerous

Many indian reservations in Montana don't have to obey endangered species laws, and the reservations have no laws about it either, so the indians go out and kill everything from eagles to grizzly.

Geese are bad; Ducks are the supreme species though

https://youtu.be/i-4p9be2sR4

only indians can hunt on a reservation

"Deerfield Beach, Florida - A man dashing across a lake on a customised personal watercraft at about 88kph was killed in an apparent collision with a flying duck."

I just cant wrap my mind around an animal with glass bones, no teeth, and no claws being dangerous