Message from @SYLE
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resources
precious resources
resources and trade routes
access to arctic
can we shove all the undocumented workers over there?
It has perfectly preserved natural resources encased in a layer of protective ice. Humans have never delved into it.
like the only things any country ever wants lol
cheap labor in the mines?
we can just automate it but yes
Mexicans and Robots man
someones gotta press the button in the cold
i think mexico will pay for it
im in
how do we convince trump to buy greenland
No, Robots don't siesta.
good point
trump's on board, talk to congress @SYLE
he cant bc its not for sale
Reveal we've run out of money and have to send all the welfare Call of Duty fags up there to dig out ice diamonds.
greenland seems to be the one thing they *wont* blow money on
It was, for beads.
And whiskey.
there wasnt another country there already
WW3 and a few hundred thousand troops sounds like a fair trade
give covid to the native greenlanders on iPhones <:atlast:758774926869004348>
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i mean would anyone stop us if we just took it
Greenland will be sold to us by Denmark.
The only military presence in Greenland is the American base: Thule.
Who the fuck owns greenland
We already occupy it.
like who do we have to negotiate with
Denmark
Denmark.
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FYI
i have a deal
theres only like 50k people there
we'll let the CCP invade Taiwan
its the same size as my county