greenland seems to be the one thing they *wont* blow money on

I don't think America was for sale when we sailed over in boats

It was, for beads.

And whiskey.

there wasnt another country there already

WW3 and a few hundred thousand troops sounds like a fair trade

give covid to the native greenlanders on iPhones <:atlast:758774926869004348>

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i mean would anyone stop us if we just took it

Greenland will be sold to us by Denmark.

The only military presence in Greenland is the American base: Thule.

Who the fuck owns greenland

We already occupy it.

like who do we have to negotiate with

Denmark

Denmark.

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FYI

i have a deal

theres only like 50k people there

we'll let the CCP invade Taiwan

its the same size as my county

if they let us invade greenland

they sold us the virgin islands already, why not greenland too?

which is the same size as an apartment building in NYC

i never really knew anyone lived in greenland

theres literally no one there

but my imperialistic fantasies are getting rubbed right now

we could probably take it over and itd be months before anyone knew

who would stop us?

would anyone give a fuck about denmark?

what native populations exist in greenland? i imagine near the southern coast

English hate them right

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thule_Air_Base

We already are the only military in Greenland.

lol we tried to keep nukes in the ice at thule back in the cold war

idk im kinda down to move to greenland

it sounds like sweden before the muzzies

@SYLE my friend and I discussed it when all this was going down last year

imagine the tax breaks when we occupy them

you will be doing no such thing