just nuke denmark and take greenland

now we're talking

why the fuck do we want greenland

Thule is ours by right.

money

resources

precious resources

resources and trade routes

access to arctic

can we shove all the undocumented workers over there?

It has perfectly preserved natural resources encased in a layer of protective ice. Humans have never delved into it.

like the only things any country ever wants lol

cheap labor in the mines?

we can just automate it but yes

Mexicans and Robots man

someones gotta press the button in the cold

i think mexico will pay for it

im in

how do we convince trump to buy greenland

No, Robots don't siesta.

good point

trump's on board, talk to congress @SYLE

he cant bc its not for sale

Reveal we've run out of money and have to send all the welfare Call of Duty fags up there to dig out ice diamonds.

greenland seems to be the one thing they *wont* blow money on

I don't think America was for sale when we sailed over in boats

It was, for beads.

And whiskey.

there wasnt another country there already

WW3 and a few hundred thousand troops sounds like a fair trade

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i mean would anyone stop us if we just took it

Greenland will be sold to us by Denmark.

The only military presence in Greenland is the American base: Thule.

Who the fuck owns greenland

We already occupy it.

like who do we have to negotiate with

Denmark

Denmark.

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