or very few of them do

Part being its literally impossible to get fired in the public education system

you have to like pull your dick out in the middle of class

guys trump cannot get access to those nuclear coes

we cannot vote for him

lol

Depends on what college you go to, some smaller colleges are called 'practical' colleges where your subject matter is geared toward real world professional development, and not theoretical learning or expanding this mode of thought or another. Both are very valuable, but the theoretical dominates academia.

that argument

can you imagine what he would do to those norks

just nuke denmark and take greenland

now we're talking

why the fuck do we want greenland

Thule is ours by right.

money

resources

precious resources

resources and trade routes

access to arctic

can we shove all the undocumented workers over there?

It has perfectly preserved natural resources encased in a layer of protective ice. Humans have never delved into it.

like the only things any country ever wants lol

cheap labor in the mines?

we can just automate it but yes

Mexicans and Robots man

someones gotta press the button in the cold

i think mexico will pay for it

im in

how do we convince trump to buy greenland

No, Robots don't siesta.

good point

trump's on board, talk to congress @SYLE

he cant bc its not for sale

Reveal we've run out of money and have to send all the welfare Call of Duty fags up there to dig out ice diamonds.

greenland seems to be the one thing they *wont* blow money on

I don't think America was for sale when we sailed over in boats

It was, for beads.

And whiskey.

there wasnt another country there already

WW3 and a few hundred thousand troops sounds like a fair trade

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