Mexicans and Robots man

someones gotta press the button in the cold

i think mexico will pay for it

im in

how do we convince trump to buy greenland

No, Robots don't siesta.

good point

trump's on board, talk to congress @SYLE

he cant bc its not for sale

Reveal we've run out of money and have to send all the welfare Call of Duty fags up there to dig out ice diamonds.

greenland seems to be the one thing they *wont* blow money on

I don't think America was for sale when we sailed over in boats

It was, for beads.

And whiskey.

there wasnt another country there already

WW3 and a few hundred thousand troops sounds like a fair trade

give covid to the native greenlanders on iPhones <:atlast:758774926869004348>

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i mean would anyone stop us if we just took it

Greenland will be sold to us by Denmark.

The only military presence in Greenland is the American base: Thule.

Who the fuck owns greenland

We already occupy it.

like who do we have to negotiate with

Denmark

Denmark.

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FYI

i have a deal

theres only like 50k people there

we'll let the CCP invade Taiwan

its the same size as my county

if they let us invade greenland

they sold us the virgin islands already, why not greenland too?

which is the same size as an apartment building in NYC

i never really knew anyone lived in greenland

theres literally no one there

but my imperialistic fantasies are getting rubbed right now

we could probably take it over and itd be months before anyone knew

who would stop us?

would anyone give a fuck about denmark?