One time my dad was fucking with one his coworkers back at this refrigerator plant back in the 90s, and he strapped a fish to the underside of this guy's desk.

Weeks later people were complaining about the smell of shit around that guy's general area,

they never found it

threw the whole fucking desk out.

Bruh

Multiple times for that he did

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I'm losing it

Hiding cheese in the sociology wing vents to own the libs

I know someone who shot on a caving trip

people in my family used to move construction signs whenever people were working on the roads and they'd make people go in circles for hours and then watch on a hill with binoculars

So instead of telling the teachers hid the pants next to a closed window behind the blinds

No one knew TIL end of week

When the teacher found out he cried in front of everyone

Why is NJ such a hellhole?

Like what the hell happened?

I’d NJ even a real place anymore

Hahaha @Deleted User btfo'd

dont countersignal my state lads

Im a proud jersey boy

Can we make new jersey an Italian colony and make the state of Jefferson real?

I'm sad for you.

whenever i imagine NJ i literally picture some corporate dystopia

https://youtu.be/PwuGf7EGOxA

with factories and smoke everywhere

JANICE

Thomas we are beaned to hell lol we aren't doing a whole lot better fella

This is how I wanna die

Janice is a fucking whore.

and shit infrastructure

FED

I love how when Tony goes to see Jr with dementia

..

Well yeah, but at least we've got enough gun laws to rebel when shit finally hits the fan. @Marcus Antonius

Def not fed

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He punched her for saying " what difference does if make it his son is gay "

Jr still talks dhitvon Janice

Lol

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