im still moist from the shower

Joe needs his liver spots tended to

naaah

i got a new one from some dead white bitch

in my last drunk driving accident

man i lucked out on that one

Hell yeah, got her ass

its nice being black son

what r u gunna dowhite boi i hit that white bitch she was twenty or some shit

they didnt even brethalize me

nigga haha

i got her liver

really tho my cousin witnessed some old Hispanic woman fucking die instantly in a cross walk because some dumb bitch wasn’t paying attention

said she literally had her shoes blown right the fuck off her feet

her body was contorted around a telephone pole

That happens a lot when someone gets hit by a car

Their shoes get blown off

Yeah man that’s fucking weird.

thats metal did she get tea bagged

These bitches not tightening their laces

tie your laces or they will fall off when you get hit by a car

*if you don’t tighten your fucking shoes you’ll fucking lose them after you’re hit by the bus you inconsolable faggot, who would wanna see your uglyass feet anyway? have a good first day at school, son*

https://youtu.be/MV_3Dpw-BRY

FEELING

I’m making oven ribs later today, fellas.

Because my family hasn’t bought a new grill because the old one actually fucking rusted out of the bottom so it can’t hold charcoal sufficiently anymore.

FUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGG\

inwas walking to kitchen to get pancakes

and i alsmot blasted away a standing lamp cause i thogut it was a person

disaster averted

Joe, are you plastered or just fucking tired? @Joe the boomer

@Nicholas J Fuentes do a periscope

neither

*huh*

nick rocking the hitler stache

can we have a libtard role

@WOMP WOMP boi

oof

blast with fists or gun?

@Joe the boomer