Message from @Thomas
Discord ID: 469054265093259265
>casual sex
imagine not having casual sex with the homies
lmao fag
homies im tired rub my back please
no oil
dry please
im still moist from the shower
Joe needs his liver spots tended to
naaah
i got a new one from some dead white bitch
in my last drunk driving accident
man i lucked out on that one
Hell yeah, got her ass
its nice being black son
what r u gunna dowhite boi i hit that white bitch she was twenty or some shit
they didnt even brethalize me
nigga haha
i got her liver
really tho my cousin witnessed some old Hispanic woman fucking die instantly in a cross walk because some dumb bitch wasn’t paying attention
her body was contorted around a telephone pole
That happens a lot when someone gets hit by a car
Their shoes get blown off
Yeah man that’s fucking weird.
thats metal did she get tea bagged
These bitches not tightening their laces
tie your laces or they will fall off when you get hit by a car
*if you don’t tighten your fucking shoes you’ll fucking lose them after you’re hit by the bus you inconsolable faggot, who would wanna see your uglyass feet anyway? have a good first day at school, son*
FEELING
I’m making oven ribs later today, fellas.
Because my family hasn’t bought a new grill because the old one actually fucking rusted out of the bottom so it can’t hold charcoal sufficiently anymore.
FUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGG\
inwas walking to kitchen to get pancakes
and i alsmot blasted away a standing lamp cause i thogut it was a person
disaster averted
Joe, are you plastered or just fucking tired? @Joe the boomer
@Nicholas J Fuentes do a periscope
neither
*huh*