vampires aren't black tho

they're D A C I A N

alright simon tell him to have fun

only bet what you can lose!

what? http://time.com/4977213/vampire-mob-killing-scare-un-malawi/ this is a real problem i nAfrica

oh fucK

OOF

there are a ton of Vampires in Africa

dracula 😍

there are even vampire hunters

don't ya'll know anything?

sheeeeeeiiiiiiit

I watched a documentary on vlad the impaler

some turks came to visit him and didnt take off their turbans

Vlad was a good leader and did what had to be done to protect his country

prove me wrong

when he asked them why they wouldn't they said it was not in their custom to take off their turbans infront of other people

so he said "then you'll never take them off again" and had them nailed to their head

Vlad Did Nothing Wrong

true

he made turks piss themselves

Vlad was fucking epic

he also dealt with some (((saxon merchants)))

hmm

Self own

imagine not self owning everyday

you have to stay humble somehow

Vlad did what had to be done

yeah

He did it for his nation

and for Christendom

he wanted to preserve christianity

good guy

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_of_the_Dragon

"It was fashioned after the military orders of the Crusades, requiring its initiates to defend the cross and fight the enemies of Christianity, in particular the Ottoman Empire."

that's actually where the name dracul comes from

it was adopted by vlad the impalers father

Chad