my parents brought me to vegas when I was 16 lol

I want to go when I’m 21

i just played golf with ma dad

there's actually alot of shit to see and do without going clubbing or gambling

stayed at the venetian

i mean the strip looked really cool at night

really nice hotel

great food i ehar

hear

yeah

the food is cheap too

but world class

yeah

https://deadline.com/2018/07/buffy-the-vampire-slayer-series-reboot-in-works-black-lead-monica-owusu-breen-joss-whedon-1202430592/ Buffy the Vampire Slayer is going to now be black

whAT

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enjoy

vampires aren't black tho

they're D A C I A N

alright simon tell him to have fun

only bet what you can lose!

what? http://time.com/4977213/vampire-mob-killing-scare-un-malawi/ this is a real problem i nAfrica

oh fucK

OOF

there are a ton of Vampires in Africa

dracula 😍

there are even vampire hunters

don't ya'll know anything?

sheeeeeeiiiiiiit

I watched a documentary on vlad the impaler

some turks came to visit him and didnt take off their turbans

Vlad was a good leader and did what had to be done to protect his country

prove me wrong

when he asked them why they wouldn't they said it was not in their custom to take off their turbans infront of other people

so he said "then you'll never take them off again" and had them nailed to their head

Vlad Did Nothing Wrong

true

he made turks piss themselves

Vlad was fucking epic

he also dealt with some (((saxon merchants)))