GAMERS

I need a boyfriend

Does anyone want EU4

I have EU4

This one time in middle school when I was at a sleepover with my best friend i showed him my penis to compare (making sure it was average) he told me it was average i dont want a big dick. girls have told me big dicks can hurt them and mine didnt so thats good
3.5 is average. I had sex with a girl and the first words out of her mouth when i whipped it out were "dont worry thats pretty average"This one time in middle school when I was at a sleepover with my best friend i showed him my penis to compare (making sure it was average) he told me it was average i dont want a big dick. girls have told me big dicks can hurt them and mine didnt so thats good
3.5 is average. I had sex with a girl and the first words out of her mouth when i whipped it out were "dont worry thats pretty average" "wow it's cute!" she says as i unzip dick

I'm a really smart Italian

I thunk

black is superior

I would be willing to trade eu4 for elite dangerous

@Shid Cat Not when I take one of ur women

ED is 10 less than eu4

@Nicholas J Fuentes braap

>superior italian gf

@Nicholas J Fuentes quite pungent my dear

I like Spaniard women

i like male women

tfw no blue eyed italian gf

I want them to colonize me

>not edating a Brazilian

oh geez

oh rats

im shidding

do blue eyed Italians even exist?

oh goodness I can't seem to control my bowels

BBBRRRAAAPPP

>Not taking a superior Roman maiden so she can suck your dick while you eat the lasagna she made for u

uh oh

mmmmm lasagna

guys

imma coom

>not making dick cheese ricotta out of your trap gfs smegma

smh

RT if you have dick cheese

check engine

i have no (((foreskin)))

probably just a history code

there once was a man from wales who lived off nothing but snails
when he couldnt find these he lived off the cheese which he dug from his crotch with his nails