mom...... d-dad ....... I-im gay

MOMMY MOMMY
GIVE ME POOPIE
MAKE IT WET
OR MAKE IT DROOPY
CHOCOLATE COLOR
STINKY SMELL
EAT IT, SLURP IT
AIN'T IT SWELL
PUT SOME POOPIE
IN MY MOUTH
DON'T GO SLOW
JUST SQUIRT IT OUT
LET IT DANGLE
TO MY TONGUE
POOP IS YUMMY
POOP IS FUN
SMELLS LIKE DINNER
FOR MY SOUL
MOUTH UPON YOUR
POOPIE HOLE
IS THERE MORE?
LET IT OUT!
PLEASE, DELICIOUS
POOPIE

^

GAMERS

I need a boyfriend

Does anyone want EU4

I have EU4

This one time in middle school when I was at a sleepover with my best friend i showed him my penis to compare (making sure it was average) he told me it was average i dont want a big dick. girls have told me big dicks can hurt them and mine didnt so thats good
3.5 is average. I had sex with a girl and the first words out of her mouth when i whipped it out were "dont worry thats pretty average"This one time in middle school when I was at a sleepover with my best friend i showed him my penis to compare (making sure it was average) he told me it was average i dont want a big dick. girls have told me big dicks can hurt them and mine didnt so thats good
3.5 is average. I had sex with a girl and the first words out of her mouth when i whipped it out were "dont worry thats pretty average" "wow it's cute!" she says as i unzip dick

I'm a really smart Italian

I thunk

black is superior

I would be willing to trade eu4 for elite dangerous

@Shid Cat Not when I take one of ur women

ED is 10 less than eu4

@Nicholas J Fuentes braap

>superior italian gf

@Nicholas J Fuentes quite pungent my dear

I like Spaniard women

i like male women

tfw no blue eyed italian gf

I want them to colonize me

>not edating a Brazilian

oh geez

oh rats

im shidding

do blue eyed Italians even exist?

oh goodness I can't seem to control my bowels

BBBRRRAAAPPP

>Not taking a superior Roman maiden so she can suck your dick while you eat the lasagna she made for u

uh oh

mmmmm lasagna

guys

imma coom

>not making dick cheese ricotta out of your trap gfs smegma

smh

RT if you have dick cheese

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