shes probably gadolig then

wtf is gafolig

im gay

T pose on her

Duh

im gay

Just say hi and you'll get laid

no she's not attractive

I played myself

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T POSE

>what is gadolig
Come home western man

make bird noises anyway

lemme just t pose in class

Chirp chirp

I have 3 hot professors this year though

2 of them are Asians

the other is a mommy jew

🍇

lemme grape my professor in front of class

Tell em you want to stay after class for extra credit.

Tell them u want to rape them after class

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I find myself to be in a similar situation to Rick. Not in that I am a pickle, but that I view myself and my intelligence as both an unstoppable force and an inescapable curse. (I know, I'm an arrogant asshole. Feel free to ignore me.) I love being able to predict things around me and control my own little world to some extent, but at the same time I'm incredibly bored by "work" that I feel is beneath my abilities and desires. In some cases, especially when the "work" is really taxing on me emotionally, I would rather just die (read: escape). I do have some self-destructive tendencies, not in a suicidal sense but more in a "fuck everyone, here's the truth" sense. I would sometimes be fine with sacrificing my reputation and position in life in order to escape the boring "work" of what has become a routine, nagging on my subconscious. There's a part of me that hates that nagging so much that I would be fine just letting my ego run free, abusing anyone in my path for the sake of my own judgement of what is worth my interest. The only problem is that with that approach to life I would eventually be alone and still unable to reach exactly what I want out of this world. I don't want to just be in control. Complete control is impossible anyhow; people can only be manipulated so far and reality only bends as much as my arms can handle before giving out.

Tfw no secluded shed in the woods

I find myself to be in a similar situation to Rick. Not in that I am a pickle, but that I view myself and my intelligence as both an unstoppable force and an inescapable curse. (I know, I'm an arrogant asshole. Feel free to ignore me.) I love being able to predict things around me and control my own little world to some extent, but at the same time I'm incredibly bored by "work" that I feel is beneath my abilities and desires. In some cases, especially when the "work" is really taxing on me emotionally, I would rather just die (read: escape). I do have some self-destructive tendencies, not in a suicidal sense but more in a "fuck everyone, here's the truth" sense. I would sometimes be fine with sacrificing my reputation and position in life in order to escape the boring "work" of what has become a routine, nagging on my subconscious. There's a part of me that hates that nagging so much that I would be fine just letting my ego run free, abusing anyone in my path for the sake of my own judgement of what is worth my interest. The only problem is that with that approach to life I would eventually be alone and still unable to reach exactly what I want out of this world. I don't want to just be in control. Complete control is impossible anyhow; people can only be manipulated so far and reality only bends as much as my arms can handle before giving out.

some guy stopped me while I was leaving college today, trying to get me to join his gym, I gave him contact info and tried to be nice, but I don't really need to worry about a new gym

Saw a black guy ridimg a bike yesterday and i thought "that looks like mine" so i rushed home and checked the garage but it was still chained up, begging for food

Hiding is online

shit my professor is playing tswift before class again

i think this might be an everyday occurance

@IAmHiding sup Dog

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP

Putting an american flag over his casket is a disgrace

@Jbruh shut up nigger

Fuck that whore

Put an isis flag over it tbh tbh

Isn't she a lesbian

putting him a coffin is a disgrace

He's right

He needs to be shot some more