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I saw Donald Trump at a grocery store in DC yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Joe the boomer stumbles into the oval office, braaps loudly and doesn’t say excuse me
It’s quiet at first, but a BOOMING voice breaks the silence.
“WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!” , President Donald Trump exclaims
“Mr. President , uh , I’m sorry sir , I didn’t know you were in here!” Joe says nervously (what a fag)
“OF COURSE I’M IN HERE, WHERE ELSE WOULD I BE” says Trump with an annoyed look on his face
Joe attempts some kind of weak explanation “uh” but he’s too slow, The President points his direction and says “Get out of here Joe, go clean yourself up , you’re acting like a SLOB!!”. Joe leaves the room clumsily … President Trump yells out the door to him “DON’T LET ME SEE YOU AGAIN TIL YOU’VE LEARNED SOME MANNERS DUMMY!!” with an irritated sigh , the President turns back towards his desk and picks up his phone, and begins to type a tweet to his adoring followers about the Gay News Media….
looks like a benis
Need some advice fellas
What's up?
its morning here
guess whats up
The sun?
WAAAAAAALMAAAAAAAART
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Nick who?
Read the description, it's a really good episode so far.
https://youtu.be/gpjWg1ciUo0?t=6399 vee says people should say nigger more so 10,000 girls wont get raped in UK
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Perfect aesthetic
what haircut should i get kings
Nicks haircut
Slicked back undercut, but keep the sides at least half a inch long, none of that Nazi shit.
Let it grow
Look like thor, white brother
WE CAN BUILD ASGARD WHITE BROTHER
Slicked back undercut makes girls wet.
Leme show you the ideal haircut
Just found out a guy i knew is gay now
oof
Did u extract the demon within him or no
You think I don't pick up on your anti semitic dogwhistles? Think again, I've dm'd my buddy Ezra Abraham Steinberg and as you know, he's Jewish so he gets a invite to the secret meetings, he contacted netanyahu and netanyahu has mossad currently tracking you, once they find you they're gonna make you watch 100 hours of blacked dot com, big mistake buddy.