Message from @zimthomas

Discord ID: 489379552393691136


2018-09-12 03:12:21 UTC  

Joe the boomer stumbles into the oval office, braaps loudly and doesn’t say excuse me
It’s quiet at first, but a BOOMING voice breaks the silence.
“WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!” , President Donald Trump exclaims
“Mr. President , uh , I’m sorry sir , I didn’t know you were in here!” Joe says nervously (what a fag)
“OF COURSE I’M IN HERE, WHERE ELSE WOULD I BE” says Trump with an annoyed look on his face
Joe attempts some kind of weak explanation “uh” but he’s too slow, The President points his direction and says “Get out of here Joe, go clean yourself up , you’re acting like a SLOB!!”. Joe leaves the room clumsily … President Trump yells out the door to him “DON’T LET ME SEE YOU AGAIN TIL YOU’VE LEARNED SOME MANNERS DUMMY!!” with an irritated sigh , the President turns back towards his desk and picks up his phone, and begins to type a tweet to his adoring followers about the Gay News Media….

2018-09-12 03:44:09 UTC  

looks like a benis

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/441068168845197334/489280030526930944/FB_IMG_1536723855629.jpg

2018-09-12 04:46:29 UTC  

Need some advice fellas

2018-09-12 05:14:01 UTC  

What's up?

2018-09-12 05:20:09 UTC  

its morning here

2018-09-12 05:20:16 UTC  

guess whats up

2018-09-12 05:44:06 UTC  

The sun?

2018-09-12 05:59:22 UTC  

WAAAAAAALMAAAAAAAART

2018-09-12 06:00:17 UTC  

^

2018-09-12 07:23:06 UTC  

Nick who?

2018-09-12 07:28:08 UTC  

Read the description, it's a really good episode so far.

2018-09-12 07:37:51 UTC  

https://youtu.be/gpjWg1ciUo0?t=6399 vee says people should say nigger more so 10,000 girls wont get raped in UK

2018-09-12 10:02:53 UTC  

\o/

2018-09-12 10:19:37 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/441068168845197334/489379551839780885/hxqn9klnj4jy.jpg

2018-09-12 11:08:49 UTC  

Perfect aesthetic

2018-09-12 11:29:24 UTC  

what haircut should i get kings

2018-09-12 11:30:28 UTC  

Nicks haircut

2018-09-12 11:33:45 UTC  

Slicked back undercut, but keep the sides at least half a inch long, none of that Nazi shit.

2018-09-12 11:33:56 UTC  

Let it grow

2018-09-12 11:34:03 UTC  

Look like thor, white brother

2018-09-12 11:34:24 UTC  

WE CAN BUILD ASGARD WHITE BROTHER

2018-09-12 11:34:45 UTC  

Slicked back undercut makes girls wet.

2018-09-12 11:35:09 UTC  

Leme show you the ideal haircut

2018-09-12 11:36:12 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/441068168845197334/489398823119224832/528b0ff2c1491d1bb7097a50226f6ba2.jpg

2018-09-12 11:37:39 UTC  

Just found out a guy i knew is gay now

2018-09-12 11:38:38 UTC  

oof

2018-09-12 11:39:25 UTC  

Did u extract the demon within him or no

2018-09-12 11:58:12 UTC  

You think I don't pick up on your anti semitic dogwhistles? Think again, I've dm'd my buddy Ezra Abraham Steinberg and as you know, he's Jewish so he gets a invite to the secret meetings, he contacted netanyahu and netanyahu has mossad currently tracking you, once they find you they're gonna make you watch 100 hours of blacked dot com, big mistake buddy.

2018-09-12 11:58:38 UTC  

<:monkaS:416697853621174292>

2018-09-12 11:58:48 UTC  

BASED!

2018-09-12 11:59:04 UTC  

I love Jews!