"Hewwos, it's me, youw combat medwic. That's awot of bwood there mister, I'm gonna have to stuff your hole uwu"

"Just let me bleed out, please"

Lol

Id just shoot myself

*breaks out this bad boy* "Uh ohs, looks like you had a nawsty accident. Looks like it's bondage time." https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fe/Kendric_Estrcation_Device.jpg

*frantic screaming*

This seems like an actual scenario that will happen

I hate myself a little just for typing that

Lol

I hate you for it too

But a lot

Will this make up for it? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_BlNA7bBxo

no

XD

stuff my hole and I’ll stuff yours

Also, do I get that patch if I pass training for packing?

Its only fair

Honestly though michael reeves his hilarious

but what patch do they give you if you fail? O_O

this one

no

joke

I can’t look at it

ah

My eyes

It means they failed, I do not condone tampons replacing wound packing

Either one of these

I’m aware

Anyone heard of Saint Fishers Church of Evidence Based Medicine on FB?

maybe a patch that shows a flatline on it

If you fail wound packing, i think the dumpster fire patch is more suiting

yeah

And yes i follow the fishers page

Fuck yeah

Some bomb info and memes

Damn right

DSI > RSI

I got my ass chewed for using ket as a pre induction agent over etomidate.

Zoom. Can we get channels with just the info links, I h8 scrolling

@[LA] Zoomer Medi/k/

Asking if I can do it. Have done it in another server and it’s nice.

@EFFIN PSYKO there you to