Message from @Artemis
Discord ID: 704759255454187580
Just uh, stuff that hole
Need this patch because reasons
Multi use
Im going to need that patch
"Hewwos, it's me, youw combat medwic. That's awot of bwood there mister, I'm gonna have to stuff your hole uwu"
"Just let me bleed out, please"
Lol
Id just shoot myself
*breaks out this bad boy* "Uh ohs, looks like you had a nawsty accident. Looks like it's bondage time." https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fe/Kendric_Estrcation_Device.jpg
*frantic screaming*
This seems like an actual scenario that will happen
I hate myself a little just for typing that
Lol
I hate you for it too
But a lot
Will this make up for it? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_BlNA7bBxo
no
XD
stuff my hole and I’ll stuff yours
Also, do I get that patch if I pass training for packing?
Its only fair
but what patch do they give you if you fail? O_O
this one
no
joke
I can’t look at it
ah
My eyes
It means they failed, I do not condone tampons replacing wound packing
Either one of these
I’m aware
Anyone heard of Saint Fishers Church of Evidence Based Medicine on FB?
maybe a patch that shows a flatline on it
If you fail wound packing, i think the dumpster fire patch is more suiting
yeah
And yes i follow the fishers page
Fuck yeah
Some bomb info and memes
Damn right
DSI > RSI
I got my ass chewed for using ket as a pre induction agent over etomidate.