Message from @Artemis
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Honestly with the trainers we had at work I’ve had 80% same results with wound packing with regular vacuum z fold gauze.
Celox and QuikClot for me
If you just stuff it in the hole loosely you have a better chance with the hemostatic. I carry QuickClot everywhere. At least 2. 40 buckos a piece is doable
90 for the xstat is a bit of a stretch lol
Just uh, stuff that hole
Need this patch because reasons
Multi use
Im going to need that patch
"Hewwos, it's me, youw combat medwic. That's awot of bwood there mister, I'm gonna have to stuff your hole uwu"
"Just let me bleed out, please"
Lol
Id just shoot myself
*breaks out this bad boy* "Uh ohs, looks like you had a nawsty accident. Looks like it's bondage time." https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fe/Kendric_Estrcation_Device.jpg
*frantic screaming*
This seems like an actual scenario that will happen
I hate myself a little just for typing that
Lol
I hate you for it too
But a lot
Will this make up for it? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_BlNA7bBxo
no
stuff my hole and I’ll stuff yours
Also, do I get that patch if I pass training for packing?
Its only fair
Honestly though michael reeves his hilarious
but what patch do they give you if you fail? O_O
this one
no
joke
I can’t look at it
ah
My eyes
It means they failed, I do not condone tampons replacing wound packing
Either one of these
I’m aware
Anyone heard of Saint Fishers Church of Evidence Based Medicine on FB?
maybe a patch that shows a flatline on it
If you fail wound packing, i think the dumpster fire patch is more suiting
yeah
And yes i follow the fishers page
Fuck yeah