Locally in a gas station a can of pop is a buck

I still like The Big Oof as the new codeword 😂

Regular 12 oz

Reigns are usually 2 for 4 and those things are like crack

<:blobthinkingglare:568743185740988446> you sure

I get monster 2 for 4 or 3 for 5

@ViperSRT3g 🐍 it's his server lol

A can of *soda*

Trying to set rules for the cookout group must be difficult

Oh yah shoor, you betcha. Lemme scooch on by yah for a pop

Ope

Lemmie just sneak by ya

I must have a can of that for display

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Gentleman, youre both wrong. Its spelled B E E R. What else is there to drink on gods green earth?

Water

*soda*

And monster

*cries in water drinker*

Better yet, reign

I don’t actually drink soda, the word “pop” just fills me with a visceral rage

waßer

None of those are beer and therefore, fit only for children and small women

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I love that beer for the blurry killdozer in the background

Beer is just 5% ABV wheat water

@ViperSRT3g 🐍 Your fine

Drink liquor like a man

Havent drank beer since my balls dropped

Finally, an acceptable alternative

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RealOG

Someone should make a beer in his honour

"the heemeyer"

Take 3 heemeyer

God bless you the waitress would reply

I think a liquor would be more appropriate since it will hit harder.

I’ll take a Marvin straight up lol

It could be a full name I guess. Marvin Heemeyer. Like Arnold Palmer.